cosanostra8pm -> gogetyrshovel
whenever i'm not in school i romanticize it so much i'm always like "man i can't wait to write essays again" no you don't are you insane
your boobies are gonna sag aftra a night with me
[accidentally catches a glimpse of the mannequin in the window of victoria’s secret] *looking at the ground and visibly embarrassed* oh excuse me ma’am pardon me ma’am sorry to intrude i’ll give you your privacy
i want it to be understood that i (woc) do not think lynz way is like any more racist than the average white liberal gen x-er but like. the amnesia lately around the weird shit she’s said and done by white mcr fans is strange. yes it was largely misogyny + parasocial stuff that made people call for their divorce or whatever. “i want to stay in an ashram by the ganges” is not something i can unread tho lmao
update complaints in the olden days: Now the reblog buttom is at the bottom of the post?! I enjoyed scrolling all the way back up!!! >:( ! Every time I like something there's a little HEART that goes RED and it's so cringe and I hate the whimsy of it >:(! They CHANGED the shade of BLUE!!!! >:(((((
update complaints now: botticellis primavera is deemed adult content. every new follower is a bot. you can't pause videos anymore. dash looks like a twinsta clone. they're taking reblog chains from us.
hugging each other is not enough, i want to be the blood flowing through your veins
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milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like
SOME OF THE BEST WOMEN YOU'LL MEET WILL HAVE COCKS.
DOES THIS SCARE YOU?
SOME OF THE BEST MEN YOU'LL MEET WILL HAVE CUNTS.
DOES THIS SCARE YOU?
holy shit this kid who took down the PRESIDENT OF STANFORD is an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FRESHMAN????? imagine being the president of an elite university with a celebrated scientific career and you get taken down by a TEENAGER writing for the student paper of your own university who broke a story about decades of data manipulation and scientific misconduct that led to an eight-month investigation (which itself was riddled with issues that the same student reporter also continued to expose). imagine being on the board of trustees or in any other position of leadership at this institution and watching this teenager clown on you for not being able to do your fucking jobs. he had to lay it all out on a fucking platter for you to bring it home. insane.
lmao bi flag website design… okay slay
okay so I HAD to check and
HE WAS FOUND OUT BY THE SAME SCIENTIST WHO CAUGHT THE INFAMOUS ALZHEIMER'S FRAUD !!!
her name is Elisabeth Bik and she is an absolute legend, she quit her day job to focus on combing through thousands of scientific papers a week, for no pay, to identify cases of data manipulation and scientific fraud
the full documentation of Marc Tessier-Lavigne's data manipulation is here
sharper-and-bigger
Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists
The furniture and decoration in shiv and toms house rly does drive me insane like. Why do they have so many light fixtures that are the same as the ones at waystar. Why do they have that long ass dining table when there are just the two of them if it wasnt meant to simulate a board room table where shiv gets to sit at the head. Why do they have a dog when it is only there for show in its enclosure, that none of them bother taking care of personally and relegate the caretaking to invisible staff instead. She literally calls her husband just some guy who works for her. Shiv literallyyyy made herself a doll house where she got to play her dad like that was what her marraige was for and thats why im obssessed with her
i do actually feel bad for frank but i cannot not laugh at Little Mister Mickey Mouse Official Credit Card Owner sitting down to post an essay because he got his heart broken by the callous greed of the lego corporarion. gen xers are something else 😭
Somehow this poll has upset more people than the chips/crisps/fries poll